Thursday, July 22, 2010

A Tale of Two Packing Lists

NoAngel writes:

Okay, so tis the night before the Glamazing Race, and all through my house, not a creature is stirring, because the only silverware I own is a spork, and the only thing I can cook up is a tall tale. As I pack my suitcase for the epic road trip, I think about how the contents of my luggage may differ just a bit from that of a certain Mr. Lambert...

Adam: Studded codpiece
NoAngel: Cod liver oil (Mmmm, just like Momma made ya take)

Adam: A wide assortment of rockstar t-shirts
NoAngel: A sad assortment of faded concert t-shirts from bands that would have been lucky to have one hit.

Adam: iPhone filled with his favorite tunes, and the phone numbers of the kewl-est of the kewl kids
NoAngel: iPhone filled with Adam's favorite tunes (yeah, shut up and don't pretend you'd ever heard of Sia before he tweeted about her!), and the phone numbers of people I've never met, with weird names like @IHeartAdamMoreThanU

Adam: Baseball caps, blonde wigs, and fugly sunglasses for disguising himself from adoring fans
NoAngel: Has come to terms with the fact that no one gives a fuck who I am

Adam: Exotic leather boots and fingerless gloves
NoAngel: Gloveless fingers and vegan sandals

Adam: Red Bull
NoAngel: A high tolerance for bullshit. Very necessary when travelling with AnthrogeekPF.

Adam: A wardrobe trunk filled with glittery, glam costumes
NoAngel: Has cleared out my car trunk to make room for passengers who become too annoying. See above. My tolerance does have its limits.

Adam: A loving, loyal Glamily of eccentric freaks
NoAngel: A couple of eccentric freaks (the aforementioned AnthrogeekPF, and the lovely SusieFierce), and assorted misfits who will soon be closer than family. If we don't kill each other, we'll bond over the craziest, most unlikely road trip EVAH!

Wouldn't miss it for the world!


  1. Just in case I thought I was the most Random, demented Glamfreak on the planet... My traveling companion also makes Red Bull look like a downer. Warfield, Costa Mesa's, infinity and beyond...........

  2. OMG! This is some of the funniest writing I've read in a while. J'dore your snark. Thanks for sharing. Can't wait to read the rest of this raucous roadtrip.

  3. Dood, I totally knew who Sia was before AFL tweeted about her. (But only because she is friends with Brad.)
    Fingers crossed Susie is part of the FUTURE EPIC!
    Have fun, don't behave, and keep us informed!

  4. But you both got charm! Wonderful list.

    Have fun!

    And may SusieGlamigo be glamming soon!

  5. NoAnGel I love your style! This is going to be fun for the rest of us reading along. Can't wait to see y'all in Vegas!

  6. "Dood, I totally knew who Sia was before AFL tweeted about her" (copyright Spindleshay) but only because Starbucks was featuring her last album in 2008 when I happened to be buying a latte...

    Great blog, sistah! U galz r rock stahs. (And I like to pretend I'm young and hip by misspelling words. Oh well, I may not be young but I haven't yet *broken* a hip.)

  7. love the packing list. thx for the laughs.


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